Number 10: You are so skinny that if you were a Trasformer you would be a bicycle.
Number 9: You are so ugly that when you were baptized they did it with hot oil.
Number 8: You are so skinny that if you hold a string you become a fishing pole.
Number 7: I heard you were on the Dart Throwing World competition, you were the target.
Number 6: (Movie Special) “stuck-up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerf herder” (Leia to Han; Star Wars).
Number 5: You are so dumb that you whispered to a deaf person.
Number 4: You are so dumb that you responded a blind person with a thumbs up.
Number 3: (Today’s Special/ Haloween) Is that a costume or do you really look like that?
Number 2: You are so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger it didn’t work on you, he needed to clap.
Number 1: You are so ugly that when you have a son he is most likely to abandon you.
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